What better way to say hello to your guest then while they’re dropping a duce in your bathroom? The answer is the simple but effective Talking T.P. The little device above comes with 5 pre-recorded saying. My favorite, “Please remain seated during the performance.” Of course what fun would it be if you couldn’t make your own sayings up. Perhaps reminding them where you keep the air-freshener. Available at www.AsSeenOnTv.com for a small fee of $14.95.
-Nic

Think that was Crzy check out one of these:
• Great New Spudz and These Aren’t From Idaho
• Climate Control, Beijing-Style: Can China Control Olympics Weather?
• About

The “pick your nose” cups are designed to make anyone look like a fool, and for that we love them. Each time someone tips a cup back to take a drink, they’re given a silly and hopefully bad nose job. Great way to spice up a party, or make the water cooler a little more interesting at work. You can grab these at Random-Good-Stuff.com $7.49 for a 12-pak. Bottoms up!

-Nic

Think that was Crzy check out one of these:
• How to carve a pumpkin…
• The Breath Xchange
• HACKING IRAQ - soldiers take the internet into their own hands
• CrzyLand Store Online
• Body-Wired Headphones

The good folks over at ThinkGeek.com have come up with a clever product that induces caffeine right from the get go. You roll out of bed, shower, shave, brush teeth, THEN consume caffeine. Well not anymore friend. You’ll now be able to scrub that wonderful stimulant into your system while singing like a try-out on American Idol or you Uncle Lou at New Years. Look for other great bathroom infused caffeine products like tooth paste and enemas. Until then take a shower and wake-up.

-Nic

Think that was Crzy check out one of these:
• Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker
• High Tech Hooker Shoes to Thwart Attackers
• Swear Box
• The Cozy MP3 Pillow
• The iPillow

If you grew up in the kind of household that I did, you’ll recall the trouble you’d get into for swearing. Of course the irony always was that you’re tongue-lashings always seemed to be filled with swear words. Well if you feel like hearing just how big of a little *%$!! you really are every time you swear, this box’s for you. When you add the coin to the swear box, as a punishment, you’ll get an ear full at the same time. This audio delight goes on for about 12 seconds just so you learn your lesson. In case you’re just a fool for the punishment there’s a button to continue the assult on your ego. The Swear Box is intended for 16y/o and up, but for maximum results we suggest you start them early. Maybe 6 y/o and up we be more effective. Just £7.95 or $14.31 at www.iwantoneofthose.com

-Nic

Think that was Crzy check out one of these:
• Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker
• High Tech Hooker Shoes to Thwart Attackers
• Shower Shocker
• Simple hack to disable USB drives in XP - Perfect for public machines
• Strippers! On Ice!