03
Nov
Condoms get high-tech: make love to the sound of cellphone music
A Ukrainian scientist has invented a condom that plays music during sex. A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom’s upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.
…”Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device”…
Apparently positions such as doggy-style will play Baha Men’s “Who Let the Dogs Out.” While backwards cowboy gives you “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy.” Of course wearing a “rain coat” while “choking the chicken” will play Michael Jackson’s
“Beat It.”…nice feature being the increased volume based on “intensity” cause the last thing you want is your significant other drowning out Kelly Clarkson just before you’re about to find god…Welcome to CrzyLand
-Nic
- Think that was Crzy check out one of these:
- Teenager repellent “Mosquito” turned into ringtone
- Body-Wired Headphones
- The iPillow
- music + toilet = iCarta
- High tech way to defrost your car windows in less than a second







