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Dec
Banana Guard
So you like bananas, but hate when it always gets abused during your commute. Well the good folks at BananaBunker.com have created a little gadget to save your lunch box friend. This device keeps your banana safe in it’s rock hard container, safe from laptops and other crunching devices. Notice the ribbed middle section, alowing for the uniquie shape of your banana. While being caught carrying an empty one might lead to laughs and finger pointing, the payoff just might be worth it. Coming in 4 colors these little guys keep your banana hard and always looking good. Welcome to CrzyLand
-Nic
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January 7th, 2007 at 7:35 am
rock hard…. ribbed…. keep your banana hard…. wow…. yea, thats all I got… wow lol
January 27th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
How many women are going to transport their banana in one of those things.
However, they’ll get the imagination in high gear!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
ROFL MAO x 2
I’m sure many women will buy them and use them as cases for their toys - but now they can add an extra toy to their collection which conveniently acts as a shell for their other toy :D haha rofl
January 27th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
I KNEW the day was coming in which all new inventions would be inspired while the inventor was pleasuring his or her self. I just didn’t want it to be so soon.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Sexy.
February 13th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
You guys are morons. If you think that can really be used as a sex toy, you don’t know much about women.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:41 am
Katie - you haven’t met my wife. That can actually be used as a toy. It’s a shame that you don’t know much about women even though you claim to be one. (shrug) Count yourself amongst the imbiciles.
February 15th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Its Imbeciles*
February 25th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
uhh sure it’s a “banana guard” *cough*
April 17th, 2007 at 6:11 am
touche Jen!!!! Lefty you are gross and so is your ‘wife’.
May 20th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
NICE CONDOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15th, 2007 at 6:51 am
It’s Leafy not Lefty.
And there’s nothing gross about sex toys. Prude.
October 21st, 2007 at 8:24 pm
If someone is into vaginal fisting, I’m pretty sure they’d be able to fit that thing inside them as well.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:13 am
I’d use it. for the obvious reason, not to cart bananas.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:59 am
I always thought a banana came in its own build for purpose biodegradable wrapper naturally… way to phuk up the planet guys.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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